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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

اللي يبي رئيسه يزيد راتبه ومستحي يلمح مثل ابو الشباب بس ماش لقى مدير الكع منه
حاولت اترجمها بس ماقدرت لانها ماتجي بس بقربها لكم شوي
الموظف ارسل رساله لرئيسه وكان يختار الكلمات اللي فيها حرف(S) عشان يحط بداله علامة الدولار
وصلت الرساله للرئيس وعرف وش يقصد
ورد عليه برساله وصار يختار الكلمات اللي فيه حرفين (N) و( O) ورى بعض يعني نو يعني
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely
Marian $hih
في اليوم الثاني بعد ماأستقبل المدير الرساله من الموظف :) رد عليه بالرد هذا ::
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
The Manager
والله من اللكاعه عن الريس